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2010-10-24T18:13:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: i think i should probably make time to sit down and talk to my professorsMack: ya! how are classes?Mack: and how is school outside classes?Mack: yes. yes you should. or to at least email them and let them know what's been going on.Mack: not sure about your profs specifically but if I got a note telling me all that I'm sure I'd make an effort to help my student.joyful girl eve:

2010-08-17T03:13:00.001-06:00

grhino265: I was getting something I don't get enarly(I've decided to keep this typo because i like it) enough of these days: sleepjoyful girl eve: LOLgrhino265: paws at Allie rawr. you got me all fired upgrhino265: Oh! There's chicken tortilla soup left. Brb. Not that I don't find you incredibly sexy, but you know... soupjoyful girl eve: LOL35 minutesgrhino265: It was very good soupgrhino265:

2010-08-17T03:07:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: yea, i feel like once i get the keyboarding down, a cheerful monkey could probably do my jobjoyful girl eve: but it pays and the people all seem nicekitakk: ya I was overthinking the job for my first like 6 months, but it paid off in that I learned a lotjoyful girl eve: yeajoyful girl eve: i feel like i'm already finding little ways to make things go fasterkitakk: now I just

2010-08-17T03:05:00.001-06:00

grhino265: I've found my hotel pet peevegrhino265: people who leave trash in the hallwaysgrhino265: Mother fuckersgrhino265: Had to keep from laughing my head off as I had the sudden impulse to open their door and throw their trash back in at them. The still-full cups and beer cans would have been aimed at their beds.grhino265: Needless to say, *guest name*(*guest name*@hotmail.com) is getting an

2010-07-22T11:11:00.002-06:00

joyful girl eve: okjoyful girl eve:tiredJimGuruCactus: You know, it's people like you that are devaluing my shares in Sandman Distribution, Inc.JimGuruCactus: "Tired" represents pent up demand but as long as you don't buy into bedtime how am I supposed to make a profit?JimGuruCactus: :3joyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: yes, blame it all on us insomniacs...JimGuruCactus: So beyond the status

2010-07-18T09:17:00.002-06:00

nqigspoony: How're you? 32 minutesjoyfulgirl eve: okjoyfulgirl eve: how're you?joyfulgirl eve: apparently distracted by Falloutnqigspoony: I'm headed the same way... downloading the game of the year edition tonight and modding the hell out of it.^^ nqigspoony: tomorrow, we dine in Megaton!

2010-05-21T09:08:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: greetings humanHermes Impreza: hello other human who could not possibly from planet xenorbHermes Impreza: human greetingjoyful girl eve: human responsejoyful girl eve: human inquiry into statusHermes Impreza: human response dealing with bodily needs of sustenance intake.Hermes Impreza: polite human response inquiring to your statusjoyful girl eve: polite, but vague responsejoyful

2010-03-25T12:16:00.002-06:00

grhino265 has joinedCSUredcobra has joinedjoyful girl eve: neither of you knows how to be quietjoyful girl eve: stop pretendingjoyful girl eve: ;)joyful girl eve: or you're not getting thisCSUredcobra: LOLCSUredcobra: i didn't realize we were in a threesomeCSUredcobra: someone turned off the sound on my computerjoyful girl eve: sound?joyful girl eve: are you all verbally chatting?joyful girl eve

2010-03-18T21:36:00.002-06:00

joyful girl eve: weirdest dream ever last nightAvatar865: dream: go!Avatar865: tell meAvatar865: :)joyful girl eve: at first i was back in middle school (but not my middle school) and we were on this field tripjoyful girl eve: and we went to this really posh malljoyful girl eve: and the sales people were really rude to us b/c we didn't look like we were going to buy anythingjoyful girl eve: but i

2010-03-18T21:34:00.001-06:00

YourCowboy677 is AvailableYourCowboy677: hahaha!!! Snaps! I'll be a ninja, I need your training! lolAvatar865: okay, but you'll have to do everything I say if you want me to teach you the five fingered, rosy-palm, spitting trouser-viper techniqueYourCowboy677: did you just secretly say your going undo my trousers, use your hand to violate me with a five finger fist? Gross!!!Avatar865: um...

2010-01-27T09:46:00.002-07:00

grhino265: Oh, and I'm getting a job as a night auditor for a hoteljoyful girl eve: nicegrhino265: I don't actually know what that meansgrhino265: I assume I check and make sure the evening is, in fact, evening and not midday trying for a tax break?joyful girl eve: you make sure the batch matches up and deal with any potential issues that may arise while the day staff is awayjoyful girl eve:

2010-01-27T09:31:00.001-07:00

joyful girl eve: who does a "girl's weekend" with their husband and a child?joyful girl eve: please see: not a vacation Allie would takejoyful girl eve: who drives 14 hours with a baby?joyful girl eve: not this girlgrhino265: Only people who HAVE togrhino265: Like must get to the other side of the country and are on teh no fly listgrhino265: Basically pregnant terrorists. grhino265: They drive

2010-01-27T09:26:00.000-07:00

grhino265: Well really, who can help ***. He needs the Allie sauce and Allie sauce is Addictive.grhino265: Allie sauce, by the way, is not made by puree of Allie rather we soak you in vinegar with some coffee beans and cherries.joyful girl eve: appetizing?

2009-12-23T11:05:00.001-07:00

stardustenigma: According to my spam folder, there are quite a few Russian women eager to date me. Can't say I blame them.joyfulgirl eve: LOLjoyfulgirl eve: you are pretty foxystardustenigma: It's true.joyfulgirl eve: my spam folder thinks I need viagrastardustenigma: Oh yes. So does mine.stardustenigma: So that I can pleasure all my russian girlfriends.

2009-11-05T11:06:00.000-07:00

hermesimpreza: what is with guys and strippers at bachelor parties?hermesimpreza: Yes lets pay lots of money to have someone give us blue balls...excellent idea ol' chap

2009-11-05T11:01:00.001-07:00

joyful girl eve: Why are overalls no longer in fashion?stardustenigma: I think there are many reasons against overalls. Though they are convenient for certain forms of employment, they're not very flattering (to anyone's form), they've never been very classy, they're not exactly easy-access (I always found bathroom trips a pain when I wore overalls).stardustenigma: They have very

2009-11-05T10:58:00.001-07:00

joyful girl eve: I really want a pair of overallslindylife: sounds like something that is purchasablejoyful girl eve: what i really want is the overalls i had in 6th gradejoyful girl eve: b/c they would be perfect to throw pottery inlindylife: im guessing they might be a little tight at this pointjoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: possiblyjoyful girl eve: i haven't gained any height since

2009-11-05T10:31:00.002-07:00

joyful girl eve: gruangle snuoorgleJimGuruCactus: Blart. Snorg wringkekle?joyful girl eve: ooglop sweegle nourshyjoyful girl eve: punrt qol?JimGuruCactus: Mungle fu. Kenkle worg tinko flatmo rhut.joyful girl eve: ghuuunmp sqiiingJimGuruCactus: squiiing ^_^joyful girl eve: **instant human, just add caffeine**JimGuruCactus: Rough morning eh?joyful girl eve: so far, yesjoyful girl eve: well, mom

2009-11-05T10:17:00.001-07:00

joyful girl eve:what's happening in the life of JIm?jimgurucactus: Friends are coming over, decks are getting built, and games are being played.jimgurucactus: (Namely a lot of rock band beetles)joyful girl eve: sounds like a good timejimgurucactus: I would like to think so. ^_^jimgurucactus: What about the life of Alliejoyful girl eve: reading a lotjoyful girl eve: sleeping a lotjoyful girl eve:

2009-11-05T10:00:00.003-07:00

joyful girl eve: how're you doing?jimgurucactus: I'm doing pretty good. You?joyful girl eve: so far, not dead yetjimgurucactus: That's always a good start.jimgurucactus: Next you should move to "Almost living on the second tier of Maslov's Pyramid."jimgurucactus: Then you'll really be cooking. :nod:

2009-11-05T10:00:00.001-07:00

grhino265: Well, I've set a new record for myself. 25 minutes between laying all my cards on the table and telling someone I want them and having it all fall apart.grhino265: I get the breakup hurt without all the relationshipgrhino265: Aren't I efficient?

2009-11-05T09:54:00.000-07:00

joyful girl eve: my pottery teacher wants me to go to art schooljoyful girl eve: art school doesn't really feel like "real" schoolgrhino265: It isn'tjoyful girl eve: i meanjoyful girl eve: my friend Andrew went to art school, he's now getting his MFAjoyful girl eve: he sells pieces of paper for $650grhino265: True. You're either going to wind up selling paper for $650 or coffee for 6.50

2009-11-05T09:53:00.000-07:00

joyful girl eve: Jen's wedding is next weekjoyful girl eve: i'm a bit nervousgrhino265: You'll do finejoyful girl eve: a new study shows that it can cost between $28,000 (best-case) and $211,000 (worst case) more in taxes for same-sex couples than for straight couples over the course of a lifetime.joyful girl eve:b/c of the marriage thinggrhino265: Is Jen marrying a girl?joyful girl eve:

2009-11-05T09:51:00.000-07:00

*you would have to have been reading this for years to get this one, but for nostalgia's sake...*pokeamida: What're you up to these days?joyful girl eve: working hard for the moneyjoyful girl eve: so hard for it honeyjoyful girl eve: and throwing lots of potterypokeamida: I don't think that's in the song...joyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: psshjoyful girl eve: i'm a musical artistepokeamida: I

2009-11-05T09:47:00.001-07:00

grhino265: 215 Your Timegrhino265: Let's get those Cowboysjoyful girl eve: ?joyful girl eve: football? grhino265: Yesjoyful girl eve: yesjoyful girl eve: let'sgrhino265: I inherited my team choice from you, you'd better at least be as worried about the game as I amgrhino265: :P grhino265: for good measuregrhino265: Cowboys, then Patriots, then Chargersgrhino265: We won't catch a break until the

2009-11-05T09:42:00.002-07:00

grhino265: You know french. Please translate that moonspeak the girl left on my wallgrhino265: je pense que vous avez accroché la lune!joyful girl eve: I think that you something the moongrhino265: We'll go with "exploded"grhino265: I think that you exploded the moon. Awwww. That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to mejoyful girl eve: d'awwwjoyful girl eve: I think that you hung the

2009-10-01T12:05:00.000-06:00

Avatar865: that's my bff Johnjoyful girl eve: i thought i was your bffjoyful girl eve: :-Pjoyful girl eve: then again, others probably think the same thingjoyful girl eve: you wiley fellowAvatar865: you are my bff with boobsAvatar865: he is my bff with a cockjoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: awesomeAvatar865: lol

2009-10-01T11:04:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: Monkey feathers!joyful girl eve: i'm exhaustedAvatar865: operation caffeination!Avatar865: [throws hot coffee on Allie]Avatar865: it burns? that means it's working!!!Avatar865: o.Ojoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: dork

2009-08-16T10:22:00.000-06:00

omegabum275: very good actuallyomegabum275: had a very pleasant 3 day weekend thus faromegabum275: took anti-seizure meds and boozed it up on thursday night with ryan, watched the game and took it easy on Friday night, and then chilled with some of the nqigers at jim's last nightjoyful girl eve: you get seizures?omegabum275: the anti seizure meds were for recreational purposesjoyful girl eve:

2009-08-16T10:21:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: you are an odd duckling, aren't you?grhino265: I believe you're the duck - remember?joyful girl eve: says yougrhino265: Duck, waffle, and a bunny dipped in too much coffeejoyful girl eve: that last one sounds dangerous1grhino265: Like a cotton-tailed streak of lightningjoyful girl eve: Totally

2009-08-16T10:19:00.000-06:00

grhino265: Turns out ads for hamburgers made from Angus beef can go terrribly wrong if you don't read them carefullyjoyful girl eve: ?grhino265: angusjoyful girl eve: i lived in Greeleyjoyful girl eve: i know my meatjoyful girl eve: :-Pgrhino265: anusjoyful girl eve: ahjoyful girl eve: bad news bears

2009-08-16T10:15:00.000-06:00

grhino265: Your only flaw is you aren't luxuriating in my bed and being fed grapes like the goddess you arejoyful girl eve: LOLgrhino265: I would clap twice but I'm not sure how I would deal with it if slaves didn't come out to fan yougrhino265: If you can't tell I just put myself into what I call "mighty Pharaoh mode"joyful girl eve: apparently

2009-08-14T00:05:00.001-06:00

NQIGSpoony: How're you feeling?joyful girl eve: okjoyful girl eve: better nowNQIGSpoony: that's goodjoyful girl eve: yeajoyful girl eve: still nauseousjoyful girl eve: but no more bloody noseNQIGSpoony: well, definately a step in the right directionjoyful girl eve: yeajoyful girl eve: i think sojoyful girl eve: *toNQIGSpoony: heh hehNQIGSpoony: I much prefer non-bleeding Allie... NQIGSpoony: not

2009-08-03T08:47:00.001-06:00

GRhino265: You know, if you're going to post the things I say, you really should correct the spelling and grammar.GRhino265: No need to make me look stupid twice over.

2009-08-03T08:28:00.004-06:00

joyful girl eve: they have my bike on sale in redjoyful girl eve: and i thought of youGRhino265: Awwww <3<3<3joyful girl eve: we'd look bad ass on matching BianchisGRhino265: I think we would as wellGRhino265: But I think you know how I'd be about matching. GRhino265: Especially for events. GRhino265: Not trying to discourage. GRhino265: Just warn.GRhino265: On a very related topic, can one bike

2009-08-03T08:27:00.002-06:00

GRhino265: Somewhere in Antarctica there is a man. Beneath the layers of insulation which safeguard him against the bitter cold the man wonders: "Why do they need a Western Union here?"

2009-07-28T10:26:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: ugh....road rashAvatar865: how are your wounds?Avatar865: Allie fought the planet and the planet won

2009-07-13T18:50:00.001-06:00

GRhino is filling out a survey for a dating sitegrhino265: Orgasms are clearly the most important part of sex.grhino265: I agree. I disagree.joyful girl eve: ?grhino265: I really want to write "I disagree" and then list my ideal match's answer as "Irrelevant"joyful girl eve: LMAOgrhino265: Well funny enough I was thinking it's irrelevant because they'd have them anyway, but then I realized how it

2009-05-21T07:48:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: le tired.GRhino265: le hungovairejoyful girl eve: LMAOGRhino265: If that gets you started wait til you here how little I drankGRhino265: hear*GRhino265: Uhhhhggggjoyful girl eve: ?GRhino265: 4 beersjoyful girl eve: and a backalley abortion?GRhino265: Nope. Just the 4 beersjoyful girl eve: back alley abortion is the worse hangover everGRhino265: What's in it?joyful girl eve: cheap

2009-05-04T22:55:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: http://www.eyeweekly.com/city/features/article/55882joyful girl eve: brainwashing?joyful girl eve: laura sent this to meomegabum275: huhomegabum275: kind of interestingjoyful girl eve: yeajoyful girl eve: I guess my big issue is that it paints the worse possible pictureomegabum275: I dunno, I've felt lost, confused, and alienated most my life, so I think my quarter life crisis

2009-05-04T22:49:00.000-06:00

omegabum275: I took a weekend trip to sioux city nebraska to play nerd cardsjoyful girl eve: nicejoyful girl eve: there's a sioux city in Nebraska too?omegabum275: yeah, its actually partly in both statesomegabum275: the river divides itomegabum275: so south sioux city is nebraska, north is iowaomegabum275: probably less scenic beauty and hikey goodness than moab, but there was silly drunk off

2009-04-12T11:51:00.001-06:00

omegabum275: so ryan and I got drunk on tequila and went out to a bar on fridayomegabum275: I dont remember it, but apparently I said some obnoxoius shitomegabum275: "Let's go back your place and have sex the way only two bitter jaded ugly people can" apparently does not work as a pick up linejoyful girl eve: LMAOjoyful girl eve: nice

2009-03-17T13:23:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: ouiHermes Impreza: what does oui mean?joyful girl eve: yesjoyful girl eve: in frenchHermes Impreza: I thought weeHermes Impreza: was yesHermes Impreza: or however you spell itjoyful girl eve: oui is pronounced "wee"joyful girl eve: LOLHermes Impreza: how the fuckHermes Impreza: damn french peopleHermes Impreza: thats not how you pronounce those lettersHermes Impreza: I always

2009-03-04T13:44:00.004-07:00

joyful girl eve: wes is volunteering to make my boring dinner party more exciting by inciting a game of strip scrabble.Name changed to protect the guilty: lolNCTPTG: i dont even know how that would workNCTPTG: we may have to craft elaborate rulesNCTPTG: 1 article per game is otherwise very slowjoyful girl eve: i think the Q is worth oralNCTPTG: LOLjoyful girl eve: remember that ;)NCTPTG: if i

2009-02-15T23:51:00.001-07:00

GRhino265: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGRhino265: I wish scrabble awarded points for being able to pull miracles out of one's ass instead of by the letter.

2009-02-10T09:00:00.000-07:00

GRhino265: I need your help. I think I may be reverting.joyful girl eve: into what?joyful girl eve: a zygote?GRhino265: I think I may be becoming a moody little prick again.joyful girl eve: ohjoyful girl eve: you stopped?GRhino265: Well done! 10 points to Ravenclaw!joyful girl eve: GRhino265: I have you down as a Ravenclaw.GRhino265: I wonder why that is...joyful girl eve: b/c I'm a geniusjoyful

2009-02-08T10:56:00.001-07:00

Hermes Impreza: god one of the girls couldn't stop posing like a stripperHermes Impreza: (at the lingerie fashion show tonight)joyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: yay humor!joyful girl eve: o rly?Hermes Impreza: it was painfulHermes Impreza: ....its like "please stop sticking your leg in the air like that"joyful girl eve: the posing?joyful girl eve: ohjoyful girl eve: pic?Hermes Impreza: "no you

2009-02-08T10:49:00.000-07:00

joyful girl eve: i'm okjoyful girl eve: besides the thumb thingjoyful girl eve: which i am still bitter aboutHermes Impreza: yea fuck knivesHermes Impreza: spoons forever!joyful girl eve: that would REALLY hurtHermes Impreza: hey I doubt you would have cut yourself with a spoonjoyful girl eve: i meant fucking knivesjoyful girl eve: would hurtjoyful girl eve: :(Hermes Impreza: ah I'm tiredHermes

2009-01-26T21:49:00.002-07:00

GRhino265: If I don't get my rainbow crapping unicorn REAL soon, I'm not voting Obama in 2012joyful girl eve: LMAOjoyful girl eve: yes you areGRhino265: I want my Unicorn!joyful girl eve: in less than a week he's undone some of bush's awful-nessGRhino265: I want my Unicorn that eats clouds, shits craps rainbows, and pees hope!GRhino265: I could care less about illegal prisons or presidential

2009-01-26T21:49:00.001-07:00

joyful girl eve: i almost amputated my thumbGRhino265: Ewwwjoyful girl eve: so i'm a bit groggyGRhino265: Just now?joyful girl eve: 10 days agoGRhino265: You are an accident prone little duck, aren't you?joyful girl eve: yesGRhino265: Why do you think that is?joyful girl eve: idkjoyful girl eve: GRhino265: I think there are faeries that hate you.joyful girl eve: solid theoryGRhino265: That or

2009-01-26T21:48:00.001-07:00

GRhino265: How's the new job?joyful girl eve: goodjoyful girl eve: how're you doing?GRhino265: Doing well, but I miss my friend.joyful girl eve: who?GRhino265: Allie. She and I don't get to snarkily chat as often as we used to.

2009-01-17T00:37:00.000-07:00

ObsidianSirus: This is another reason Jonathan Swift wins: "In Gulliver's Travels Jonathan Swift described the two moons of Mars, Phobos and Deimos, giving their exact size and speeds of rotation. He did this more than 100 years before either moon was discovered."joyful girl eve: really?ObsidianSirus: Apparently, I found that fact quite awesome. joyful girl eve: totallyObsidianSirus: Jonathan

2009-01-11T23:18:00.000-07:00

GRhino265: So I realized something todayjoyful girl eve: oh?GRhino265: Yeah, I'm awesome. So awesome I can divide by 0 and everything.GRhino265: And it takes a whole lot of nerve not to be head over heels in love with me.GRhino265: A lot of ladies I know have a lot of explaining to do.GRhino265: Seriously, think about it. It's like trying to justify kicking puppies.GRhino265: Can't be

2009-01-06T15:59:00.000-07:00

Hermes Impreza: so when is the next time you will be out here?joyful girl eve: i don't knowjoyful girl eve: depends on the job stuffHermes Impreza: job stuff ...like how many office supplies you can steal and then fence on the black market to pay for gas?joyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: more like getting a couple days in a row offjoyful girl eve: Hermes Impreza: pshtjoyful girl eve: i

2009-01-04T20:32:00.001-07:00

OmegaBum275: I'm alrightOmegaBum275: kind of sore all overOmegaBum275: been liftingjoyful girl eve: nicejoyful girl eve: OmegaBum275: kind of over did itjoyful girl eve: ouchOmegaBum275: I blame testosterone

2009-01-04T19:11:00.001-07:00

joyful girl eve: grad school apps are eating my soulHermes Impreza: then maybe you should try and do grade school apps insteadHermes Impreza: I'm sure those are easier to get intoHermes Impreza: plus if you can do cursive you're pretty much in

2008-12-28T21:57:00.001-07:00

Avatar865: how're you this evening?Avatar865: I'm aight, headache, but gettin ready for some good restjoyful girl eve: i'm lamejoyful girl eve: yay rest!Avatar865: you are lame?? like wheelchair-ridden lame? or like forgot your bff's birthday kind of lame?joyful girl eve: like, can't get into grad schoolAvatar865: or don't know the words to a Beatles' song lameAvatar865: ohjoyful girl eve: and

2008-11-28T11:50:00.000-07:00

joyful girl eve: slang?joyful girl eve: drunkgs?joyful girl eve: whoajoyful girl eve: holy spelling allinejoyful girl eve: *allinaOmegaBum275: LOLOmegaBum275: yeah, its a verb meaning "to deal drugs"joyful girl eve: every spelling mistake you have ever made is not negligible b/c i misspelled my own namejoyful girl eve: *nowjoyful girl eve: *not = nowOmegaBum275: LOLOmegaBum275: you on a

2008-09-24T23:48:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: Brb. More cakeGRhino265: I'm voting for whichever candidate comes out with the strongest position in support of chocolate cake + beer.joyful girl eve: ughjoyful girl eve: i'm morally opposed to chocolate in all it's formsGRhino265: And that's why you're going to burn in vanilla for all eternity. Chocolateless heathen. /self righteousGRhino265: And don't give me any of that "I'm

2008-08-17T10:15:00.001-06:00

GRhino265: why is MSNBC showing a water polo match between the netherlands and the italians?GRhino265: i am going to confidently state that no one caresGRhino265: at alljoyful girl eve: LOLGRhino265: there is not a single human being in the english-speaking world (neither living nor dead) who has any interest in this whatsoeverGRhino265: in fact, why the hell is water polo an olympic sport? i

2008-08-09T14:12:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: i'm gonna get a VW cabrioGRhino265: joyful girl eve: okGRhino265: it's a fun little convertibleGRhino265: convertAbleGRhino265: dammit!GRhino265: damn it all!GRhino265: these are the mistakes that cost meGRhino265: you know I often wonder how my life would be different if only i had spelled some things differently during the course of our conversationsGRhino265: i think i'd have an

2008-08-09T14:00:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: you know what's really funny?joyful girl eve: your face?GRhino265: oooooooooooooojoyful girl eve: Paris Hilton trying to solve our energy crisis?GRhino265: 3rd degreejoyful girl eve: freedom fries?GRhino265: cause that was a BURNGRhino265: no, but actually i've forgotten nowjoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: mmkjoyful girl eve: distraction technique: solid

2008-08-09T08:15:00.003-06:00

GRhino265: so I've decided to be a suicide boyGRhino265: I'm assuming they have thoseGRhino265: it would sexist if they didn'tjoyful girl eve: yes, but do you have enough tattoos?GRhino265: and i can get tattoosjoyful girl eve: piercings?GRhino265: i can get somejoyful girl eve: i mean, you've got to have at least one PA to be a suicide boyGRhino265: i can do that easyjoyful girl eve: idk how "

2008-08-09T08:15:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: So, ages ago, when I was at UNC, i gave my email address to some kind of environmentalist groupjoyful girl eve: and i just got an email with the subject line: "Tell congress not to drill our special places"joyful girl eve: now, that just sounds dirty to meGRhino265: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhGRhino265: hahahhhahahhahahahaGRhino265: if it weren't an environmentalist group

2008-08-09T08:13:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: it's way too early in the morning to have to deal with mejoyful girl eve: i agreejoyful girl eve: LOL

2008-08-09T08:10:00.001-06:00

GRhino265: so i've gone back to my techno and club loving rootsGRhino265: my musical tastes are like planet orbitsGRhino265: alright. catch you later. i'm gonna go pick up glow sticks and ecstasyjoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: don't have too much funjoyful girl eve: although it sounds as though you are solidly heading int hat directionGRhino265: this is the perfect way out of my "hip jack

2008-08-09T08:09:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: i think birth control is making me crazyGRhino265: it's not the birth control. just the vagina. don't believe me, ask every guy everywhere everGRhino265: though i doubt you need me to spell it out for you, i willGRhino265: girls = crazyGRhino265: true story

2008-08-09T08:08:00.002-06:00

joyful girl eve: I'm looking into Teach for AmericaGRhino265: i wouldn't teach for America. i disagree with their methodsGRhino265: I'd teach for Sweden or Canadajoyful girl eve: LOLGRhino265: i think i realized somethingGRhino265: cold countries tend to have better citizensGRhino265: i think it's because no one goes outside long enough to do anything illegal

2008-08-09T08:07:00.000-06:00

Avatar865: what's the opposite of faith?Avatar865: ...I was trying to figure it out in the bathtub todayjoyful girl eve: atheism?Avatar865: atheists have no faith?joyful girl eve: welljoyful girl eve: maybe they doAvatar865: I mean in a general sense, cause atheists can have faith that the sun will rise tomorrowAvatar865: if you don't have faith then you... _______?joyful girl eve:

2008-08-09T08:06:00.001-06:00

Avatar865: sugar crashAvatar865: brain shutting downAvatar865: switching to emergency power

2008-08-09T08:05:00.000-06:00

Avatar865: WHERE THERE IS A TED, THERE IS A WAY...joyful girl eve: LMAOAvatar865: ...SO YOU BETTER HOPE THAT YOU AREN'T IN IT!!!!!!!!!Avatar865: *lightning bolts rain from the sky*

2008-08-03T12:57:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: Introducing a new segment to our conversations: POINT OF DEBATE *cue gr graphic and music*In today's Point of Debate we will discuss mustache Freddy versus Long-haired clean-shaven Freddy. In opposition we will have our special guest, Allina R.joyful girl eve: Thank you for the invitation, Brandon. It's truely an honor to be among the finest minds of our time!GRhino265: Thank you,

2008-07-29T16:39:00.000-06:00

OmegaBum275: so I worked a 15 hout day yesterdayOmegaBum275: a 10 hour day todayjoyful girl eve: oiOmegaBum275: and I cant find my glassesOmegaBum275: yetOmegaBum275: somehowOmegaBum275: I am in a good moodOmegaBum275: which means : universe 1084529 sam 1OmegaBum275: take that universeOmegaBum275: I am going for the comeback win of all timejoyful girl eve: LOL

2008-07-27T23:27:00.001-06:00

Who is criticizing whom?GRhino265: do you ever sometimes feel like your vagina is gonna serve you with emancipation papers if you don't get her some TLC pretty soon? you know, strike out on her own. maybe head to Vegas?GRhino265: are you drunk?GRhino265: i think you may be drunkGRhino265: woot 15 minutes with no response. I've officially been burninatedGRhino265: ciao bella. catch you later. i

2008-07-27T22:59:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: i guess i really only have one of two options now: either meditate and focus my energy on something positive or sleep with the girl at work who's caught my eyejoyful girl eve: hmmmmGRhino265: i suppose "grow the f-ck up" might also be an option but i defy you to name one man who did that, much less did it and was happy with his decision

2008-07-27T22:58:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: know what i hate?joyful girl eve: Swedish fish?GRhino265: know what else i hate?joyful girl eve: black holes?GRhino265: know what i also hate?joyful girl eve: dogs with scrunched up little faces that stagger around and yap a lot?GRhino265: know what i hate in addition to that?joyful girl eve: I could keep guessing, or you could tell meGRhino265: well what i hate (in addition to the

2008-07-19T12:16:00.001-06:00

OmegaBum275: ughOmegaBum275: last night I found out there is such a thing as too much GinOmegaBum275: it's somewhere around a liter

2008-07-19T08:09:00.002-06:00

joyful girl eve: awwwwjoyful girl eve: *person!*'s being cute todayAvatar865: WE WILL ASSASSINATE HIM TOO!Avatar865: BRING ON THE SACRED MONKEY FEATHERS!joyful girl eve: LMAOjoyful girl eve: cute is good!Avatar865: ohAvatar865: my badAvatar865: NOTIFY THE ASSASSINS!! THE HIT IS OFF!joyful girl eve: LMAOAvatar865: Zeph: What? No messenger can find them quickly enough?Avatar865: ASSASSINATE THE

2008-07-15T15:40:00.001-06:00

Ted: I hate it when i don't have occasion appropriate underwear!Allina: The occasion is what? Having dinner with your mom?T: Precisely, all my underwear is sexy underwear!

2008-07-12T13:08:00.001-06:00

GRhino265: blah! i hear the terrible howls of responsibility (you'd be surpised how much it sounds like children screaming in the distance). i have to go to work nowGRhino265: tataGRhino265: or is it ta ta?GRhino265: which one is "see you" and which one is ladies' chests? either way, see you

2008-07-12T13:07:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: i need to know your feelings about juicejoyful girl eve: which kinds?joyful girl eve: animal juice = badjoyful girl eve: high fructose corn syrup = badjoyful girl eve: most other juices = goodGRhino265: that's called "blood" dearjoyful girl eve: carrot juice = elixir of life!GRhino265: what about jungle?GRhino265: cause that one's my favoritejoyful girl eve: idk what that isGRhino265:

2008-07-07T22:15:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: i've been biking a lotJimGuruCactus: Best way to get better is to hit the pavement. *nod*joyful girl eve: trulyJimGuruCactus: Figuratively I mean, not literally. That would hurt.

2008-07-07T21:31:00.001-06:00

GRhino265: So i bought this rock that protects against tigers for 300 bucks off some guy. my mom said i was stupid but so far no tigers, so who's laughing now?

2008-07-07T21:29:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: and men in england now still abed will think themselves accurs'edGRhino265: and hold his manhood cheap wiles any speaks that fought with us this dayGRhino265: GOOOOOO CRISPIN!! YA YA YA! RA RA RA! GET 'EM HENRY!!!!GRhino265: (i've modified shakespeare)joyful girl eve: dorkjoyful girl eve: you fail

2008-07-04T19:29:00.000-06:00

Bastokanmithra: happy 4thCooltony214: you too booBastokanmithra: feeling patriotic?Bastokanmithra: I stuck a red, white, and blue Popsicle up my ass todayBastokanmithra: ...cause I love my countryCooltony214: lmao!

2008-07-03T13:36:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: oijoyful girl eve: i love noodlesOmegaBum275: I dont care for their attitude, they have to be in large numbers to feel secureOmegaBum275: so I eat them with relishjoyful girl eve: LOL

2008-07-03T11:31:00.000-06:00

oyful girl eve: there's a guy who wants to sleep with mejoyful girl eve: and we're friendsjoyful girl eve: and i don't want to stop hanging out wtih himjoyful girl eve: but he gets kind of creepyOmegaBum275: hmmmOmegaBum275: have you tried just telling him "I dont want to sleep with you"?joyful girl eve: yeajoyful girl eve: but i think he doesn't believe meOmegaBum275: hmmjoyful girl eve:

2008-06-28T12:20:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stmOmegaBum275: LMAOOmegaBum275: poor thing got too excited and fucked a penguinjoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: exactlyOmegaBum275: I mean, who hasn't been sexually frustrated and then screwed a penguin? if that wrong, I don't want to be rightjoyful girl eve: LMAO

2008-06-28T12:18:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: i'm cold and tiredjoyful girl eve: OmegaBum275: that's too badOmegaBum275: a blanket and some blow would cure your problemsjoyful girl eve: oddjoyful girl eve: just yesterday i was being told that meth could solve all my problemsOmegaBum275: meh, meth is a poor man's cocaineOmegaBum275: although with your allegries, it might be a little hard to snortjoyful girl eve: yea, i might

2008-06-28T11:49:00.001-06:00

OmegaBum275: I think that's enough about our respective messiness. Let's talk about more intresting subjects, like cheese or mildewy showersOmegaBum275: ...or not

2008-06-28T11:47:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: bachjoyful girl eve: *bahjoyful girl eve: *expression of frustration, not a composer

2008-06-28T11:40:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: i just figured out the diff btw a corset and a merrywidowOmegaBum275: enlighten mejoyful girl eve: merrywidow has a built in garter beltjoyful girl eve: so you don't have to wear a seperate onejoyful girl eve: mehjoyful girl eve: i'm still partial to corsetsjoyful girl eve: but i'm really too tall for a merrywidow to look right on me methinksOmegaBum275: I wouldn't knowjoyful

2008-06-28T11:30:00.000-06:00

Auto response from joyful girl eve: I am away from my computer right now.joyful girl eve: wahoo!OmegaBum275: that's a rather uncreative away message considering your track recordOmegaBum275: I am disappointedOmegaBum275: and the punishment for failure is death!OmegaBum275: or me whining like an impotent bastard, whichever your preferjoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: impotent?joyful girl eve:

2008-06-28T11:27:00.001-06:00

joyful girl eve: i'd agreeOmegaBum275: of course you do, remember I am infalliblejoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: rightOmegaBum275: and if you believe that, I have some lovely real estate I would like to sell you.joyful girl eve: i'm brokeOmegaBum275: we can set up payment plansjoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: yea yeaOmegaBum275: I think 20 percent compounded intrest seems reasonable

2008-06-28T11:25:00.002-06:00

joyful girl eve: that didn't workOmegaBum275: why exactly are you switching screen names?joyful girl eve: when i burn bridges, i burn them badlyjoyful girl eve: it's hard to rebuild them out of ashOmegaBum275: truejoyful girl eve: so that was a brief effortjoyful girl eve: but i'm getting kind of sick of the effortOmegaBum275: but what can one do?joyful girl eve: not muchjoyful girl eve: try to

2008-06-28T11:16:00.000-06:00

lindylife: so, my friend asked me to correct his essay, and then got all sad and offended when i changed lots of stuff :-(joyful girl eve: mehlindylife: good thing he didn't give me poetry, eh?joyful girl eve: he should suck it upjoyful girl eve: you're good at that stuffjoyful girl eve: not your fault he can't write welljoyful girl eve: LOLjoyful girl eve: yeslindylife: loljoyful girl eve: i

2008-06-28T11:15:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: thank you so much for your donation to my ride for the cure ride!OmegaBum275: mehOmegaBum275: just moneyOmegaBum275: besides, I'd probably just would've spent on pot anywayOmegaBum275: so I help prevent breast cancer, and my own lung cancer, double win

2008-06-28T11:13:00.000-06:00

GRhino265: you don't really "adopt" fishjoyful girl eve: :-PGRhino265: pet fish are more like a decorationjoyful girl eve: maybe you don'tGRhino265: until you get really hungryjoyful girl eve: LOLGRhino265: fish have no personality and they suck at fetchGRhino265: know what happened the last time i let my fish out of the bowl and threw a ball to him?GRhino265: Actually, get a fish then name it

2008-06-28T11:10:00.003-06:00

GRhino265: okay. question timeGRhino265: actually never mindGRhino265: there's no way to ask this question without sounding like exactly as much of a jerk as i amjoyful girl eve: okjoyful girl eve: ask it anywayjoyful girl eve: i'm pretty imperviousGRhino265: yep, but in interest of a possible political future, i'm no longer doing that sort of thingGRhino265: fine "are you obligated to talk to

2008-06-28T10:58:00.000-06:00

joyful girl eve: ughjoyful girl eve: so tiredOmegaBum275: *pat pat*OmegaBum275: look on the bright side, at least you dont live in Iranjoyful girl eve: mehjoyful girl eve: if i lived in Iran, it might almost be time for bedOmegaBum275: LOLOmegaBum275: or you would be dead for being a woman with independent thoughtsOmegaBum275: hmm, although I suppose either way you wouldnt be tiredjoyful girl eve